"I eschew every romantic lead that comes my way. And if I knew what "eschew" meant, I could confirm or deny it for sure." ~Ben in Teen People, November 2001 "Wes Anderson doesn't care about satisfying all of America. He is an artist. I am trying to satisfy all of America. I will fail miserably." ~Ben in GQ on his 'Tenenbaums' director. HERE ARE SOME QUOTES FROM BEN'S ROLE ON 'THE SIMPSONS' (Ben's character is GARTH) FRANK: We thought we were god! GARTH: Frank, you little weasel! I'll kill you! I'll kill you too! (To court) I'll kill you all! JUDGE: Mr. Motherloving, that could be interpreted as a threat. GARTH: I'll kill you in your sleep. "The walk-off scene was uncomfortable for me because I literally have never danced in public, or in private. We had to break dance in front of seventy-five extras who were cheering and booing." ~Ben Stiller in the 'Zoolander' production notes. "I go to the MTV awards and I feel old. MTV's demographic is now literally 12-year-olds." ~Ben in Entertainment Weekly, October 2000 "I mean, look what he wore to the MTV awards. It was some sort of camouflage shirt [laughs] and some pants thing. I said to him on stage, 'Well, I left my disposable suit at home. Made out of paper.'" ~Robert DeNiro on Ben's attire at the 2000 MTV VMA's. "At first, I was touched by his boyish love of cake, but then I realized that it was a thinly disguised cry for help." ~Janeane Garofalo on Ben claiming it was his birthday in 'Feel This Book' |