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Just picturing Ben saying these things makes me smile

"I eschew every romantic lead that comes my way. And if I knew what "eschew" meant, I could confirm or deny it for sure."
~Ben in Teen People, November 2001

"Wes Anderson doesn't care about satisfying all of America. He is an artist. I am trying to satisfy all of America. I will fail miserably."
~Ben in GQ on his 'Tenenbaums' director.

HERE ARE SOME QUOTES FROM BEN'S ROLE ON 'THE SIMPSONS'
(Ben's character is GARTH)
FRANK: We thought we were god!
GARTH: Frank, you little weasel! I'll kill you! I'll kill you too! (To court) I'll kill you all!
JUDGE: Mr. Motherloving, that could be interpreted as a threat.
GARTH: I'll kill you in your sleep.

"The walk-off scene was uncomfortable for me because I literally have never danced in public, or in private. We had to break dance in front of seventy-five extras who were cheering and booing."
~Ben Stiller in the 'Zoolander' production notes.

"I go to the MTV awards and I feel old. MTV's demographic is now literally 12-year-olds."
~Ben in Entertainment Weekly, October 2000

"I mean, look what he wore to the MTV awards. It was some sort of camouflage shirt [laughs] and some pants thing. I said to him on stage, 'Well, I left my disposable suit at home. Made out of paper.'"
~Robert DeNiro on Ben's attire at the 2000 MTV VMA's.

"At first, I was touched by his boyish love of cake, but then I realized that it was a thinly disguised cry for help."
~Janeane Garofalo on Ben claiming it was his birthday in 'Feel This Book'

"I don't need to defend myself as a New Yorker. I grew up here. I'm not Canadian."

~Ben on Lorne Michaels publicly insulting him for backing out of hosting the post September 11th episode of SNL.

"I have really big ears."

~Ben on which body part he doesn't like in Mademoiselle.